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[oneiriad]

Gacked from hils

Comment with a fake memory of me. (I absolutely insist that your memory be of something that never actually happened, as everything that has happened is probably either boring, embarrassing, or unbelievable. Or all three.) Then post this in your own journal.

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[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

This one time, I was talking to you online and you told me, "Come over!"
So I did! I hopped the first flight to Denmark I could get and we watched Pirates of the Caribbean whilst drinking rum.

[order_of_chaos]

You mean like that time you had to call the zoo to get the penguins out of your living room, and no-one would believe you when you saud they arrived via inter-dimensional portal because the Pearl was throwing a tantrum, and we sat around drinking ginger-beer and cookies (well no, we ate the cookies) for a week while they argued about it? That memory? I thought I'd promised not to tell anyone. Oh well. And the penguins disappeared once they got to the zoo, anyway, so I can't even prove it. The photos came out blank.

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, that time - it still comes back to haunt me. How I wish I could forget.

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

I remember it like it was yesterday :-) Of course, we attracted quite a lot of attention when we were actually getting the rum at the store - must have been the Jack Sparrow imitations that did it...

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that could have been it... or it could have been the parrot sitting on your head... you know, the one that escaped the pet store and wouldn't leave you alone and kept saying pirate phrases in backwards pig-Latin?

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

Maybe - or maybe it was the parrot's buddy, the monkey, that wouldn't leave you alone - kept running off with first the money and then with the rum and finally it kidnapped a bunch of Swedes (or possibly it was kidnapped by them - hard to tell in the general confusion). :-)

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean the one time when someone had the brilliant idea: "Hey, drunk and swaying Johnny Depp can commandeer a tall ship, of course WE can." And I really have to say that we could have done more with our tied prisoners than install a webcam and hope that Johnny would free Jack and they'd make out.

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, I remember - it was quite fun until the bloody Navy showed up in their completely anachronistic ships... Oh well, at least our hope was fulfilled (though not until we had promised to turn off the webcam (though I bet they didn't see the digital camera person over in the corner))...

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Yes. If only said person with the digital camera hadn't been so busy drooling that she took no photos...

[jedipirate.livejournal.com]

Oh right. I'd nearly forgotten the monkey... what with that escaped hippo that came lumbering through town. Still not sure what happened to the monkey... But at least we managed to save the rum! =)

[doolabug.livejournal.com]

You remember that one time with the stilleto heels and the trained geese and the motor oil? Yeah.

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

Only far too well ;-)

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, maybe one day you'll be forgiven...