Things that go bump in the night

[oneiriad]

Apropos all those scary pumpkins that has invaded this country the last few years - immigrants from the States, as I understand it. You do realize that if you leave them sitting around outside for too long you run the risk of them turning into vampire pumpkins? Admittedly, vampire pumpkins would be a scarier thought if they did more than (literally) go bump in the night, but still... beware!