Google meme

[oneiriad]

Abducted at gunpoint from 

drbillbongo, because it's silly fun

Google the following, filling the gap with your name:

 

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Carina needs to focus for the Power Kirby.
Whatever that's supposed to mean...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Carina looks like a nice hotel.
I'm not quite sure what you're implying, mister...

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A. Carina says. “It starts out a bit quirky and light.
Hmm, I wonder if I am talking about Dr. Horrible.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Carina wants to attempt the swim again as soon as conditions permit.
Okay...

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Carina does the chicken dance, a favourite in Sweden.
If you say so. Weird Swedes.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Carina hates his haircut, especially when I impersonate it.
His?

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Carina asks: can you draw a carrot with a face and tummy ache?
Probably.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Carina goes on a pilgrimage to the Himalayan mountains to seek new beauty formulations from the Village Pharmacy.
Well, maybe not for that exact purpose, but that would be kind of cool.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Carina likes to be the boss.
No comment. ;-)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Carina eats a fish eye.
Yuck.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Carina wears her 12-carat Cartier wedding ring, worth over 10 million Hong Kong dollars.
Now where did I get that?

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Carina was arrested for nothing!
Typical.