The art of living dangerously

I suspect that my sense of humor is in bad need of a checkup, since for some inexplicable reason I find it hysterically funny that the Swedish authorities are warning their people against visiting Denmark (or at least some parts of Denmark) because we might be a target of terror.

Or maybe it's just gotten stuck after I read this lovely little book called Broken English Spoken Perfectly earlier today - which contains such marvelous quotes as: "And now the prick over the 'i'" (by a Danish culture minister - if it's the present one, I'm not surprised), "Please do not bring solicitors into your room" (from a hotel in Thailand), "Half a cock in dragon sauce" (apparently eaten in France), "Skiers must be raped before crossing the pass" (doesn't exactly make me want to visit Switzerland), "Mental Health Prevention Center" (only in the US) and "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid" (very hospitable, those Japanese hotels, don't you think?).