So, I think I've just managed to write a very odd crossover ficlet. And I've no idea if it will make any sense to anybody, because I've no idea whether the commercial I'm crossovering poor Jack Sparrow with is even known outside of Denmark.
In case it isn't, it can be seen here
Oh well, anyway...
The Tuborg Beard Incident
by Oneiriad
Disclaimer: Potc are not mine. Neither is Tuborg. I only regret the former…
( The ficlet - such as it is )
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