Fic: The very model of a modern librarian

Disclaimer: PotC is not mine, but maybe I should copyright the word Eunion... nah.
A/N: Written for order_of_chaos, who asked for "Sparrington Future!AU, in which James is a librarian, Jack fails to return a book, and the books themselves are chipped like you said they should be."

( What kind of person would ever name a library ship the Dauntless? )