I know that April's supposed to be a mix of the whole year, but come on!

When it's not raining cats and dogs, it's sleeting (is that a word?) them. It's cold and wet and generally unpleasant. We're possibly invaded - or possibly some local military base just thinks it's fun driving armoured vehicles around in Esbjerg today. Probably the latter. Anyway, who can invade anything with volcanic ash in the air? Pretty sure air support is crucial. Maybe air ships? Are air ships affected by volcanic ash?

And when your story can't even get any reviews in the Pit of Voles it's time to conclude that you're just not cut out for writing Supernatural...

Right, going to go curl up and read a book and forget the world around me. Sounds much better, yes.