Beware the danger of going to museums displaying pretty pieces of Viking jewelry

I'm currently trying to transfer a tiny ficlet-series from my head to paper - nothing unusual about that. Only I managed to get this kind of insane idea for a titling scheme and I'm trying to persuade my brain that it's ridiculous, not to mention impractical, but my brain appears adamant.

...although I should probably finish the writing before getting around to worrying about this stuff, shouldn't I?