Biting the meme

Name a character in any of my fandoms and I'll tell you 3-4 things about them from my personal fanon-take on said character.

I'm still in the mood to write cracky SPN crossovers, actually - so

Name me a fandom (NOT Supernatural)*. Give me a prompt - max. five words. I'll see what I can do?

*Bonus points for thinking outside the usual boxes, apologies (and two replacement prompts) if you pick something I either don't know or can tell from the word go I can't write.