Why is there not a fandom for this?

Seriously? Why? The crossover potential alone - and the relationship between Edwin and Topper, not to mention Edwin's business - for crying out loud, the guy is a supervillain consultant, how is that not awesome? Where's the fic? Surely I'm not the only fangirl in the world to stumble across this???

I want to see Alan Shore and Topper battle it out in court. I want to see Edwin getting hopelessly frustrated while having Dr. Horrible as a client. I want - I want fic, dammit.

I'm going to have to nominate this for Yuletide, aren't I?

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