These are not the hammer

Right, so, I was watching Omar Marzouk's new show the other day, the one where he is systematically working his way through making fun of the various major religions, and I watched him flounder a bit with the Norse myth neopagans, because honestly, it's a little hard making fun of a religion that involves such things as Thor-the-warrior-god-and-original-drag-queen. I mean, it's kind of hard to top that.

Anyway, I've been thinking a bit about that myth, since then, and an interpretation of it occurred to me, which I don't actually think I've ever seen before (though if somebody has, do please link me?), that I wanted to try out.

( How exactly does someone steal a hammer? )