Dear Internet

Which one of you gave the weather gods a calendar? I know it was one of you, s/he might as well admit it right now. I'm waiting. I'm looking out my window at the pretty, white snow and the strangely dark Christmas tree down at the station and I'm waiting.

*this post brought to you by the sheer oddity of fullscale winter with snow having started on December 1st - downright unnatural for real winter and calendar winter to start at the same time*