Three sentence meme fills

from this post (which people should feel free to add more prompts to, if they so desire). Some, admittedly, turned out better than others.

For icarus_chained:

( Mythology, author's choice, Space Opera AU )

( POTC, Norrington & Annamaria, Fairytale AU )

( Avengers, author's choice, Historical AU (period of choice) )

( Mythology, author's choice, Spy/Thriller AU )

For doolabug:

( Ragnar Lothbrok and Jack Sparrow, 17th-century Port Royal )

Random Vikings thought

Where does Floki (and Helga) get their kohl? Or is it even kohl? I mean, it looks like kohl, but where would Floki be getting a steady supply?