Marry, shag or throw off a cliff

[oneiriad]

quaryn_dk kindly provided me with these three choice gentlemen: Nicolai Coster-Waldau, Jack Davenport, Johnny Depp.

Decisions, decisions.

Shag: Johnny Depp. Because he is hot.

Marry: Jack Davenport. Because he is hot, and there is the smile, and the voice.

Throw off a cliff: Nicolai Coster-Waldau. Who is certainly easy on the eyes and has a nice smile, too, but... well... he's just not either Johnny or Jack, you know? (Fortunately, there is a distinct lack of cliffs around here, so maybe I could just shag him as well?)