Get my mind of things???

[oneiriad]

And they wonder why academics are reluctant to leave the big cities (read: Copenhagen, maybe Århus Aarhus). I wonder if the fact that, when you inevitably wind up unemployed, you have to go to bloody Odense (no offense to any Odense natives reading) for a mere cv-samtale with your a-kasse might be a clue??? Seriously, fifth largest urban center in the country not big enough for you to fucking visit??????????

Anyway, to think of other things than the kinks (of the non-fun variety) in the much-lauded flexicurity system, a meme:

Out of curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic/study/basement/library/secret lair, and I had to I would write you one story, what would you ask for? Or alternately, what's something you always hoped I'd write but think isn't likely to happen?