First the list of 15 characters:
1. Olaf Johnson (The Almighty Johnsons)
2. Sun Wukong (Journey to the West)
3. Miles Vorkosigan (The Vorkosigan Saga)
4. Granny Weatherwax (Discworld)
5. Deadpool (Marvel)
6. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
7. Aunt Sophie (When the Robbers Came to Cardamom Town
8. Count D (Pet Shop of Horrors)
9. Colin Gunderson (The Almighty Johnsons)
10. Aziraphale (Good Omens)
11. James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
12. Captain America (Avengers)
13. Susan Sto Helit (Discworld)
14. Nikola Tesla (Sanctuary)
15. Loki (Thor + Avengers)
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kabal42:
If 5 were to seduce 10, how would that go down? What would 5 do and how would 10 take it?
If Deadpool were to seduce Aziraphale, how would that go down? What would Deadpool do and how would Aziraphale take it?
Okay, so Deadpool is visiting London, hanging around Soho and meeting this kindly bookshop keeper. Maybe there is tea, maybe there is Deadpool pointedly threatening a slightly too eager-to-buy-something customer - for that matter, maybe there is Deadpool getting his ass kicked by the kindly bookshop keeper over some minor matter. Anyway, Deadpool being Deadpool, he develops a crush and starts bringing gifts - much to Aziraphale's bemusement, while Crowley just gets more and more annoyed at the endless procession of teddybears, chocolates and rare Bibles liberated from private (and not quite moral) hands, until eventually the Serpent has enough and arranges for Cable to come to London to - uhm, remind Wade of where he belongs? So that Crowley can go back to having his angel for himself, you know? Because frankly, Aziraphale was beginning to look a bit too pleased with those rare Bibles and he was beginning to worry about his tempted angel maybe getting tempted away from him?
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Four versus Nine in a duel to the death. Why, and who wins?
Granny Weatherwax versus Colin Gunderson in a duel to the death. Why, and who wins?
Who wins is easy - Granny hands down. Colin might be Loki reborn, but Granny Weatherwax is, well, Granny Weatherwax. He doesn't even have a chance. Though he might have thought he did, having been mysteriously transported to a strange, sort-of-medieval, back-of-beyond countryside, where he thought that he - god and 21st century man - might easily take control. It - didn't turn out so well...
The fifteen characters are guests at a dinner party. Twelve, the host, is murdered. Eleven is the detective. Play Clue(do).
The fifteen characters are guests at a dinner pary. Captain America, the host, is murdered. James Norrington is the detective. Play Clue(do).
So, there's been some problems with an interdimensional time-and-space portal and the Avengers have themselves a bunch of unusual guests - and Steve being Steve got to play the genial host, because Tony got stuck with another bunch of them, so... and when Steve winds up dead, of course it's James - being the only one in the group with law enforcement experience - who starts investigating (because the elevators are temporarily out of order and anyway, involving ordinary police might not be the wisest thing?) Oh, and it was Spike (because of Tesla and Count D), in the kitchen, with acensored on account of 40s sensibilities (because Count D wanted to know all about the strange furry animal hiding in Tesla's pocket and, well, nubbins have this side-effect, you see? And it's not like vampires have the best self-control to begin with...) (Afterwards, Olaf winds up bringing the nubbin home with him, much to everyone's chagrin except Anders, who cheerfully decides to adopt it :-)
Two, Five and Seven are sent to a prison planet. Do they work together? Escape? Take over? Become leaders of rival prison gangs? What?
Sun Wukong, Deadpool and Aunt Sophie are sent to a prison planet. Do they work together? Escape? Take over? Become leaders of rival prison gangs? What?
Once a year the great starship Nemesis visits the planet Purgatory, to make sure nobody's on the verge of escaping by way of portal or spaceship, and to deliver its load of prisoners beyond reform. Way, way beyond reform. Except this year, they are in for a surprise, at the previously so hellish planet of gangs and rape, slavery and cannibalism seems to have been mysteriously replaced by a nice, quiet sort of place, where the locals only have nice things to say about their strict mistress the Lady Sophie and her regime of healthy exercise, growing of vegetables and general sensible-ness (and if perhaps a hothead or two would have other things to say, the Lady's two "boys" are quick to make them see the error of their ways - not that even the fiercest of the convicts last long against the lady's reproving gaze anyway).
And now my mind has lead me to imagine dominatrix!Tante Sofie. Which probably would be perfectly in character, actually - apart from it being a children's book and all that...
Three has to work for Fourteen for a month. Do they (or Fourteen) survive the experience?
Miles Vorkosigan has to work for Nikola Tesla for a month. Do they (or Nikola Tesla) survive the experience?
Miles working for Nikola - well, that depends on whether Miles is actually on board (in which case Nikola's never-getting-very-far schemes of world domination might actually work out) or if he's merely undercover sabotaging said schemes while pretending to work for Nikola. Though I like the former option - if working for can be interpreted as "getting steamrolled by insanely clever guy who is going to arrange everything so that you have perfect workplace, able assistants and private wineyard", cause really, Nikola might be a genius, but having someone to handle people for him might just be what it takes (and anyway, Miles has a secret agenda here - hoping that Nikola will get around to inventing a time machine so that he can get home (and maybe take Nikola with him? I mean, surely the guy would be an assett to Barrayar?)
One is hired by Six to kill Ten. Why, do they take the job, and do they succeed?
Olaf Johnson is hired by Spike to kill Aziraphale. Why, do they take the job, and do they succeed?
Okay, so Spike has need of one of the rare books Aziraphale owns, but naturally, our favourite bibliophile angel won't sell (and nobody thinks to suggest that maybe Spike could just borrow it and photocopy the relevant pages). Anyway, Spike - having done some research that wasn't quite up-to-par - decides to hire Anya's ex Olaf to retrieve it for him, if necessary by force, and sends that message out by a spell that should bring it to "Olaf of the Norse." Naturally, it ends up in the lap of our favourite New Zealand god of surfers. And.. well, frankly I have no idea how it ends, but there will definitely be a point where Axl and co. has followed Olaf to England to rescue him and bursts in on Olaf, Aziraphale and Crowley havinga drunken orgy tea. And scones. And shrooms. You know, as you do?
Eight and Fifteen are cop partners who are sent undercover as a couple. How does that go?
Count D and Loki are cop partners who are sent undercover as a couple. How does that go?
Okay, so, for some reason Count D and Loki have both - for reasons entirely their own and most definitely undercover - joined the police. And wound up partners. And, due to Officer Dee being so good with animals, they are the natural choice to send undercover into the annual exotic pet-owners convention (Officer Dee owning a rare meat-eating goat just making him more suitable). However, the search for the mysterious murderer (who is going through the judges in the convention's show event one by one (and who ends up being a pretty boring case of a run-of-the-mill "pet-owner-who-wants-to-win")) leads to the pair of them discovering each other's true natures. Some weeks later, both Officer Dee and Officer Lauritzson retire from the force suddenly. Some weeks after that, a new pet shop opens in one of the shopping arcade on the lower levels of Stark Tower - and among the animals is a beautiful snow fox that always seems to be grinning.
Lock Six and Thirteen together in a closet (or equivalent small space) for a number of hours. What has happened by the time the door is reopened?
Lock Spike and Susan Sto Helit together in a closet (or equivalent small space) for a number of hours. What has happened by the time the door is reopened=
Spike isn't saying. Spike won't ever say. But since that day he makes a point of avoiding governesses and school teachers. Even if the other vampires mock him for it. After all, he knows better.
I do love this meme's propensity for producing sweet, sweet crack. Just saying.
1. Olaf Johnson (The Almighty Johnsons)
2. Sun Wukong (Journey to the West)
3. Miles Vorkosigan (The Vorkosigan Saga)
4. Granny Weatherwax (Discworld)
5. Deadpool (Marvel)
6. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
7. Aunt Sophie (When the Robbers Came to Cardamom Town
8. Count D (Pet Shop of Horrors)
9. Colin Gunderson (The Almighty Johnsons)
10. Aziraphale (Good Omens)
11. James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
12. Captain America (Avengers)
13. Susan Sto Helit (Discworld)
14. Nikola Tesla (Sanctuary)
15. Loki (Thor + Avengers)
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kabal42:If 5 were to seduce 10, how would that go down? What would 5 do and how would 10 take it?
If Deadpool were to seduce Aziraphale, how would that go down? What would Deadpool do and how would Aziraphale take it?
Okay, so Deadpool is visiting London, hanging around Soho and meeting this kindly bookshop keeper. Maybe there is tea, maybe there is Deadpool pointedly threatening a slightly too eager-to-buy-something customer - for that matter, maybe there is Deadpool getting his ass kicked by the kindly bookshop keeper over some minor matter. Anyway, Deadpool being Deadpool, he develops a crush and starts bringing gifts - much to Aziraphale's bemusement, while Crowley just gets more and more annoyed at the endless procession of teddybears, chocolates and rare Bibles liberated from private (and not quite moral) hands, until eventually the Serpent has enough and arranges for Cable to come to London to - uhm, remind Wade of where he belongs? So that Crowley can go back to having his angel for himself, you know? Because frankly, Aziraphale was beginning to look a bit too pleased with those rare Bibles and he was beginning to worry about his tempted angel maybe getting tempted away from him?
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icarus_chained:Four versus Nine in a duel to the death. Why, and who wins?
Granny Weatherwax versus Colin Gunderson in a duel to the death. Why, and who wins?
Who wins is easy - Granny hands down. Colin might be Loki reborn, but Granny Weatherwax is, well, Granny Weatherwax. He doesn't even have a chance. Though he might have thought he did, having been mysteriously transported to a strange, sort-of-medieval, back-of-beyond countryside, where he thought that he - god and 21st century man - might easily take control. It - didn't turn out so well...
The fifteen characters are guests at a dinner party. Twelve, the host, is murdered. Eleven is the detective. Play Clue(do).
The fifteen characters are guests at a dinner pary. Captain America, the host, is murdered. James Norrington is the detective. Play Clue(do).
So, there's been some problems with an interdimensional time-and-space portal and the Avengers have themselves a bunch of unusual guests - and Steve being Steve got to play the genial host, because Tony got stuck with another bunch of them, so... and when Steve winds up dead, of course it's James - being the only one in the group with law enforcement experience - who starts investigating (because the elevators are temporarily out of order and anyway, involving ordinary police might not be the wisest thing?) Oh, and it was Spike (because of Tesla and Count D), in the kitchen, with a
Two, Five and Seven are sent to a prison planet. Do they work together? Escape? Take over? Become leaders of rival prison gangs? What?
Sun Wukong, Deadpool and Aunt Sophie are sent to a prison planet. Do they work together? Escape? Take over? Become leaders of rival prison gangs? What?
Once a year the great starship Nemesis visits the planet Purgatory, to make sure nobody's on the verge of escaping by way of portal or spaceship, and to deliver its load of prisoners beyond reform. Way, way beyond reform. Except this year, they are in for a surprise, at the previously so hellish planet of gangs and rape, slavery and cannibalism seems to have been mysteriously replaced by a nice, quiet sort of place, where the locals only have nice things to say about their strict mistress the Lady Sophie and her regime of healthy exercise, growing of vegetables and general sensible-ness (and if perhaps a hothead or two would have other things to say, the Lady's two "boys" are quick to make them see the error of their ways - not that even the fiercest of the convicts last long against the lady's reproving gaze anyway).
And now my mind has lead me to imagine dominatrix!Tante Sofie. Which probably would be perfectly in character, actually - apart from it being a children's book and all that...
Three has to work for Fourteen for a month. Do they (or Fourteen) survive the experience?
Miles Vorkosigan has to work for Nikola Tesla for a month. Do they (or Nikola Tesla) survive the experience?
Miles working for Nikola - well, that depends on whether Miles is actually on board (in which case Nikola's never-getting-very-far schemes of world domination might actually work out) or if he's merely undercover sabotaging said schemes while pretending to work for Nikola. Though I like the former option - if working for can be interpreted as "getting steamrolled by insanely clever guy who is going to arrange everything so that you have perfect workplace, able assistants and private wineyard", cause really, Nikola might be a genius, but having someone to handle people for him might just be what it takes (and anyway, Miles has a secret agenda here - hoping that Nikola will get around to inventing a time machine so that he can get home (and maybe take Nikola with him? I mean, surely the guy would be an assett to Barrayar?)
One is hired by Six to kill Ten. Why, do they take the job, and do they succeed?
Olaf Johnson is hired by Spike to kill Aziraphale. Why, do they take the job, and do they succeed?
Okay, so Spike has need of one of the rare books Aziraphale owns, but naturally, our favourite bibliophile angel won't sell (and nobody thinks to suggest that maybe Spike could just borrow it and photocopy the relevant pages). Anyway, Spike - having done some research that wasn't quite up-to-par - decides to hire Anya's ex Olaf to retrieve it for him, if necessary by force, and sends that message out by a spell that should bring it to "Olaf of the Norse." Naturally, it ends up in the lap of our favourite New Zealand god of surfers. And.. well, frankly I have no idea how it ends, but there will definitely be a point where Axl and co. has followed Olaf to England to rescue him and bursts in on Olaf, Aziraphale and Crowley having
Eight and Fifteen are cop partners who are sent undercover as a couple. How does that go?
Count D and Loki are cop partners who are sent undercover as a couple. How does that go?
Okay, so, for some reason Count D and Loki have both - for reasons entirely their own and most definitely undercover - joined the police. And wound up partners. And, due to Officer Dee being so good with animals, they are the natural choice to send undercover into the annual exotic pet-owners convention (Officer Dee owning a rare meat-eating goat just making him more suitable). However, the search for the mysterious murderer (who is going through the judges in the convention's show event one by one (and who ends up being a pretty boring case of a run-of-the-mill "pet-owner-who-wants-to-win")) leads to the pair of them discovering each other's true natures. Some weeks later, both Officer Dee and Officer Lauritzson retire from the force suddenly. Some weeks after that, a new pet shop opens in one of the shopping arcade on the lower levels of Stark Tower - and among the animals is a beautiful snow fox that always seems to be grinning.
Lock Six and Thirteen together in a closet (or equivalent small space) for a number of hours. What has happened by the time the door is reopened?
Lock Spike and Susan Sto Helit together in a closet (or equivalent small space) for a number of hours. What has happened by the time the door is reopened=
Spike isn't saying. Spike won't ever say. But since that day he makes a point of avoiding governesses and school teachers. Even if the other vampires mock him for it. After all, he knows better.
I do love this meme's propensity for producing sweet, sweet crack. Just saying.