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[oneiriad]

There's a computer at work that I am convinced is possessed. Or has gremlins. Or sætternisser. Something. Nobody even near it and the bloody thing will randomly beep and scan stuff with a barcode scanner that lies innocuously on a mouse mat. But I am onto it, yes I am.

*idly wonders if bringing holy water to work would be overdoing it*

*decides it probably would*

*especially since I can't be bothered to figure out how to get some*