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drbillbongo I hereby proudly present the (to my knowledge) first and only Sparrington in Danish... Yes, I know, I'm silly.
Forvent det uventede
Af Oneiriad
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at more sig ved Will Turner og Elizabeth Swanns bryllup. Han deltog af pligt og høflighed, og gjorde sit bedste for at ignorere folks blikke og hvisken om den afviste frier – og for at undgå de mødre med giftemodne døtre som øjnede en chance.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at blive længe, og det gjorde han da heller ikke. Overfor de nygifte undskyldte han sig med at have noget arbejde der skulle ordnes.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at blive hevet ind i en skummel gyde mens han gik gennem de mørke gader, høre en pistolhane blive spændt og en stemme han havde håbet aldrig at høre igen sige: ”Rør dig ikke, kommandør.” Tingene går ikke altid som vi forventer.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at blive ført gennem Port Royals gader – bagbundet, kneblet, med bind for øjnene. Han prøvede at slippe væk et par gange, men blev hver gang forhindret i sit forehavende. Til sidst blev han skubbet ned i en robåd.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at komme ombord på Den Sorte Perle som fange. Som sejrherre, måske – den stolt knejsende kommandør overfor den lænkede sørøverkaptajn på dækket af et sønderskudt skib.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at blive behandlet som en gæst – tværtimod, han regnede fuldt og fast med at blive proppet i bøjen med det samme. Men reb, bind og knebel kom af og Jack Sparrow smilede til ham så guldet glimtede.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at han på nogen måde kunne sætte pris på en sørøvers gæstfrihed. Men rommen flød og Jack svor højt og helligt at James ville blive sluppet fri næste dag.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at komme til at fejre sin tidligere forlovedes bryllup på et sørøverskib, men det var hvad Jack insisterede på de gjorde – bare de to alene i kahytten.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at han nogensinde ville kunne nyde Jack Sparrows selskab. Som aftenen skred frem måtte han revidere sine forventninger. Jack kunne være endog meget charmerende når det passede ham.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet nogensinde at blive kysset af en anden mand. Jacks læber smagte af salt og rom, og hans tunge var meget – talentfuld.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at en anden mand kunne være smuk. Lanterners flakkende skær dansede på Jacks solbrændte hud. I James’ øjne mindede han om et eksotisk kattedyr.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet mange ting. I nattens løb var Jack mere end villig til at gøre hans forventninger godt og grundigt til skamme – ja, han var ganske skamløs. Han lo da James rødmede over at blive kaldt smuk, og han nærmest spandt da James tiggede om mere.
James Norrington havde ikke forventet at blive skuffet over at en anden mand holdt sit ord. Næste dag sad han i sit kontor på Fort Charles i Port Royal og måtte erkende at der var en del af ham som ville ønske at han ikke var dér.
James Norrington forventede engang at Elizabeth Swanns bryllupsnat ville blive en mindeværdig begivenhed for ham, én som han ville se tilbage på med glæde mange år fremover. Og tænk, det blev den også.
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I liked this bit.
Jack Sparrow smilede til ham sa guldet glimtede.
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But the fic - at least the part I understood - was very lovely, so I can't really be mad at you! *cuddles cute Danish fic*
I might retaliate and write you a German PotC fic. Hehe. ;)
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I might retaliate and write you a German PotC fic. Hehe. ;)
Do. Give me a chance to practice my rusty school German...
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And I won't translate it into English until you translate yours. :D
*whistles*
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*grins Jack-Sparrow style*
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Fine, then, I'll look into it at some point in the near future - though there are a couple of lines I will hate trying to figure out how to render in English...
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I'd give it to my other Danish friend to translate for me... but seeing as how I'm going to be staying with him in just six weeks (eee! six weeks!) and don't really want to frighten him away forever, I'll suffer. =P
And curses to Babel Fish for not having a Danish translator. =P
*goes in search of one*
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That was just about the most disappointing translator ever. =P
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I wouldn't say it's a particularly scary story, if that's a concern - I was halfway planning on writing exactly what the pair of them got up to, but when I started trying to put it into words, I wound up realizing that writing sex in Danish makes me giggle and just genereally seems extremely silly and non-sexy. So they don't really get detailed...
But since there seems to be some pressure, I might translate the story. Or maybe I'll go the Karen Blixen way... yeah, I just think I might.
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Would you be more willing to translate said story if there was an option of fic-exchange on the table?
(Others resort to blackmail... I resort to bribery. ~_^)
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Well, I'd have to check, but I think I would remember if someone had ever died in the comments - tears I seem to be good at conjuring up, but apparently not deaths...
And no, you don't need to make a fic-exchange. I'll translate it. Just, like with all things involving me, you must have patience. For one thing, I want to finish chapter 9 of "Falling..." first - I'm so close, having finally finished the draft...
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Except when it comes to Harry Potter, Star Wars, the next PotC movie, and Christmas...
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...pirate!
(You do realise that I would not make true on that threat, yes? I merely meant to illustrate how evil it is to post Sparrington I do not understand)
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Now Sparrington fanart on the other hand... ~_^
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I bride! XD
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And who is the groom?
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But, umm, you don't seem much like a man to me. *grabs a bewildered Norrington instead* I'll marry him for appearance's sake and then Jack can come over any time he wants and we'll have a grand time.
Oh! and you could marry Jack, and then we could trade!
*suddenly feels like a 13-yr old again*
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Selv om det er lidt underligt at læse fanfiction på dansk, når man er vant til det på engelsk.
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Og jeg er enig, fanfiction på dansk er noget underligt noget, men det var nu også mest for at drille én at den blev skrevet (og så skrev hun en fanfic på tysk som hævn).
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http://www.wupload.com/file/59158551/GAY_COMIC_BOOK_-_Black_Wade_-_The_Wild_Side_of_Love.zip
NB: Tegneserien er absolutt IKKE trygg for jobb-bruk, men absolutt et minneverdig bekjentskap.