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Now, if you were to ask somebody what the national sport of Denmark is, I'm pretty sure they'd answer something along the lines of football or handball. Something like that. But really, that's just a cover. Seriously.
So, you might ask, what is the real one? It does not really have a name and is only infrequently played. Let's call it "doing-not-very-nice-things-to-the-little-mermaid".
I'm serious, you know. I think that statue has suffered more than nearly any other still existing work of art. She's had her arm cut off, she's been decapitated (twice!), she's been blown up - and those are just the nastiest incidents. Poor darling.
What brought this on? Simple. Sometime this night somebody played the sport again. The sun rose to find the poor girl covered in green paint and holding a dildo. According to the police statement the vandalism is apparently some form of statement in relation to the International Women's Day.
Whatever will they think of next...?
So, you might ask, what is the real one? It does not really have a name and is only infrequently played. Let's call it "doing-not-very-nice-things-to-the-little-mermaid".
I'm serious, you know. I think that statue has suffered more than nearly any other still existing work of art. She's had her arm cut off, she's been decapitated (twice!), she's been blown up - and those are just the nastiest incidents. Poor darling.
What brought this on? Simple. Sometime this night somebody played the sport again. The sun rose to find the poor girl covered in green paint and holding a dildo. According to the police statement the vandalism is apparently some form of statement in relation to the International Women's Day.
Whatever will they think of next...?