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25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.
24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. I wonder how they punish that?
23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon. Right, so no French versions of Animal Farm, I take it?
21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
20. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk. You know, this falls under the long list of laws I would very much like the story behind...
18. Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London. Hmmm, so that's where Jack Sparrow has been since finding the Fountain of Youth. Drink up, me hearties!
17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet. Poor policeman.
16. In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.
15. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.
14. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation. Remind me not to visit Indonesia
13. In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.
12. In London, Freemen are allowed to take a flock of sheep across London Bridge without being charged a toll; they are also allowed to drive geese down Cheapside.
11. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad. Well, drunk driving needs to be discouraged, but this does sound a bit extreme...
10. In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
9. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long. Where would you conceal anything longer than six feet anyway?
7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset. So, the television show Torchwood during the daytime there?
6. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. Ah, that sort of explains 13. - after all, you really need to focus on the bow and arrow here...
5. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limits and also to “own” a pet – the town’s citizens, legally speaking, are merely “pet minders”.
4. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
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But more importantly, what about the hedgehog?
You know, looking at this list and various others, it strikes me that the weird laws in a place like the UK mostly seem to be old laws that somebody most have forgot to remove when they stopped having a point, while the US laws worry me, because several of them seem to be a little wtf no matter what time they might be from. I mean, why would you want to get fish drunk anyway?
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That's the BEST.
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Now why doesn't that reaction surprise me? :-)
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Clearly, you've never been to Kentucky. ~_^
Actually, this was probably from the days of horse-drawn wagons something. I think hiding a weapon in a vehicle counts as concealing one...
I have a book written by a guy who traveled around the U.S. with one of his buddies, seeking to break as many stupid laws as possible. I still haven't read it. I should do so and post about the stupid laws.
Oh, and speaking of laws that seem a bit weird... the sale of sex toys is illegal in Mississippi.
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Hmm. Supposedly in Texas it's illegal to own more than six dildoes. And in Indiana, if any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices (which makes me pretty curious about what those might be), but what did you expect from a state where legally the value of pi is 3 and a man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17... (all according to this website: http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php
Forgive me for saying so, but I suspect this kind of laws might be the reason why non-Americans sometimes suspect that Americans are more than a little crazy. Either that or it's the policians elected...