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Seriously, how did they expect me to wind up, when Danish television (once they finally got around to having channels with commercials, which I remember from my early childhood was actually the interesting part of TV2) and Danish producers of colas was busily corrupting everybody with commercials like this. (which for inexplicable reasons are only available in German, which mostly corresponds to the original Danish version) and its sequel.
I have something under the table that you can't resist.
It's 27,8 cm long.
You don't know what you're missing.
I have two ripe pieces of fruit...
... that you can't resist.
(I'm translating based on the original Danish as I remember it (which might not be 100% accurate - it's an old commercial, practically stone age), not the German...)
It's 27,8 cm long.
You don't know what you're missing.
I have two ripe pieces of fruit...
... that you can't resist.
(I'm translating based on the original Danish as I remember it (which might not be 100% accurate - it's an old commercial, practically stone age), not the German...)