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"Floke er gram i hu over forbundet med Egbert" - have I mentioned how I like the Danish texts for Vikings? *grins*
Download 42.29 minutes. HBO Nordic 47.24 minutes. Even counting for recap, trailer and credits - I still think there's going to be some deleted bits. Goody.
Can toddlers be hypnotized in RL?
At my first glimpse of Thorunn on the cart I thought: "Is that a wound?" Oh, just a blood-soaked rag. Just.
Boy, did Aethelwulf pick the wrong pair of vikings to try to chat with. Wait - awww. Wanders off to ship the wolfship.
Dear Kwenthrith - that's just gross. I don't care if it does work, it's just gross. Stop that. Anyway, what is with Ragnar and strange princesses crawling all over him?
Summer in England, but snow in Kattegat. Where the hell is Kattegat anyway?
Are they talking about Olaf Tryggvason? Because there's timeskips and then there's going straight from Lindisfarne to the guy who tried to christianize Norway more than 200 years later in one generation.
If they absolutely had to have Aslaug have an affair, couldn't they have gone with the Arab traveller visiting the viking king and carrying on with the queen?
Dammit, Floki - no poisoning Björn against his favourite babysitter, savvy?!
Can I be annoyed at how the story has jumped from Judith leaving Athelstan at the bath and to them having sex with no scenes between them in between?
I love Ragnar's facial expressions.
Thyri. Oh no, this is Siggy dying, isn't it? No, wait, Hagbard? No, stop - dammit, stop killing the characters I like!
Awww, Ecbert kissed Athelstan. Now, if only Ragnar would do likewise. Just on the forehead. Please?
Hey, Lagertha - it's not nice to throw Athelstan to the wolf.
And we've got Ragnar in a silly hat.
And we've got Kwenthrith/Lagertha. Kinda.
And still carrying a torch, are we, Rollo? And - did Lagertha almost imply that Rollo is Björn's father?
Against the Lothbroks? Dammit, stop that, names did not work like that!
Ecbert's kinda drunk, isn't he?
Oooo, spooky.
And random post-threesome scene - alas, nobody involved I actually care about...
Download 42.29 minutes. HBO Nordic 47.24 minutes. Even counting for recap, trailer and credits - I still think there's going to be some deleted bits. Goody.
Can toddlers be hypnotized in RL?
At my first glimpse of Thorunn on the cart I thought: "Is that a wound?" Oh, just a blood-soaked rag. Just.
Boy, did Aethelwulf pick the wrong pair of vikings to try to chat with. Wait - awww. Wanders off to ship the wolfship.
Dear Kwenthrith - that's just gross. I don't care if it does work, it's just gross. Stop that. Anyway, what is with Ragnar and strange princesses crawling all over him?
Summer in England, but snow in Kattegat. Where the hell is Kattegat anyway?
Are they talking about Olaf Tryggvason? Because there's timeskips and then there's going straight from Lindisfarne to the guy who tried to christianize Norway more than 200 years later in one generation.
If they absolutely had to have Aslaug have an affair, couldn't they have gone with the Arab traveller visiting the viking king and carrying on with the queen?
Dammit, Floki - no poisoning Björn against his favourite babysitter, savvy?!
Can I be annoyed at how the story has jumped from Judith leaving Athelstan at the bath and to them having sex with no scenes between them in between?
I love Ragnar's facial expressions.
Thyri. Oh no, this is Siggy dying, isn't it? No, wait, Hagbard? No, stop - dammit, stop killing the characters I like!
Awww, Ecbert kissed Athelstan. Now, if only Ragnar would do likewise. Just on the forehead. Please?
Hey, Lagertha - it's not nice to throw Athelstan to the wolf.
And we've got Ragnar in a silly hat.
And we've got Kwenthrith/Lagertha. Kinda.
And still carrying a torch, are we, Rollo? And - did Lagertha almost imply that Rollo is Björn's father?
Against the Lothbroks? Dammit, stop that, names did not work like that!
Ecbert's kinda drunk, isn't he?
Oooo, spooky.
And random post-threesome scene - alas, nobody involved I actually care about...