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[oneiriad]

Character meme. Gacked from guede_mazaka

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use

1. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
2. James Norrington (PotC)
3. Dream (Sandman)
4. Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere (television series))
5. Steve (Coupling)
6. Sawyer (Lost)
7. Jack Shaftoe (The Baroque Cycle)
8. Horus (Immortal)
9. Greebo (Discworld)
10. Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)
11. The Corinthian (Sandman)
12. Crowley (Good Omens)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Sawyer/The Corinthian. No, never read it - but oh yes. But how, but how - maybe everything on the island is just a dream, a nightmare - and then a new nightmare stops by. Hmmm.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

The Marquis de Carabas? Hot? Well, yeah - somewhat.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Crowley got Horus pregnant, then Horus would probably be pretty pissed off. After all, he's the one trying to impregnate a girl. And considering that Horus is a god and all, I think Crowley might be in trouble. Of course, we could reverse it and let Horus impregnate Crowley - then maybe we could have a nice little demon baby with a habit of turning into a black falcon-like creature and killing pigeons as a result...

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

About Greebo? Not really - I don't really read that many fics in the fandom, and he tends to be part of the supporting cast when he does appear. Unfortunately...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

James Norrington and Sawyer? Good couple: No. Interesting couple: oh yes. Dear God, the snark. Norrington is sailing in the Dauntless when they find a strange man floating in the sea, injured from a gunshot, feverous and babbling about a strange island, polar bears, the others and something called a plane... no, stop, no more making up stories! Bad imagination! Bad!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Steve/Greebo or Steve/Guybrush Threepwood? Hmm, now, Greebo can look pretty dashing, but I think poor Steve would be pretty disconcerted by the whole turning into a cat/turning into a man thing, so, Guybrush it is.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Jack Shaftoe walked in on James Norrington and Crowley having sex? Hmmm, you know, I suppose this could actually happen, if the young Jack Shaftoe in the Caribbean is there around the time of James. And of course Crowley could easily be around. On the other hand, it would be more fun if it could be later, syphilitic Jack who did the walking in - would allow him to convince himself he's just seeing things and therefore join in. Of course, young Shaftoe would have certain advantages when it comes to joining in that his older self has not... uhm, sorry, I'm getting too far off track here, aren't I?

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Dream/Guybrush Threepwood. The evil ghost pirate LeChuck has returned and are sending evil, killing nightmares after Guybrush. When our hero starts looking for a way to stop the nightmares (and LeChuck), the voodoo woman gives him a potion that allows him to journey to the Dreaming to seek out the King of Dreams himself. Right, this is too long for a decent summary, isn't it? Oh well, I never said I was good at summaries...

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jack Sparrow/Horus fluff? I haven't been able to find any fic for Immortal, so somehow I doubt it. Can't really see the story either.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jack Shaftoe/Crowley? Hmmm. "Imp". What, I'm not good at titles - besides, Crowley could be Jack's Imp, making his first appearance right after the Incident.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Marquis de Carabas deflowers Jack Sparrow. Hmm, in that case, maybe Jack Sparrow came originally from London Below - and the Marquis helped him with getting away and to sea, in return for a favor, of course.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Jack Shaftoe slash? I think so.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Dream het? Not sure about that, maybe?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

The Corinthian? No clue. Anybody?

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

James Norrington/Marquis de Carabas/Steve. Maybe. Not sure. Wouldn't be an impossible fic - after all, strange things happen in London Below, and if there are still Roman soldiers, I wouldn't have any trouble believing in Age of Sail naval officers...

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Guybrush? "I am a mighty pirate!" What else? :-)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Horus? No clue. Sorry, I'm not good at songs - are there any songs about wanting to get a girl pregnant?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Jack Sparrow/Sawyer/Crowley. Warning: Snark and plenty of it. Rum - also plenty of it. Strange happenings with time.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

A good pick-up line for Norrington to use on Guybrush? *snigger* Sorry, but I can't quite wrap my mind around this one - for one thing, there is only one pirate for James, but nevermind that. Let's see: "I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag, gets what he deseves: me." Lame? Yes, I know...

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Steve? Not sure I've ever read one...

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Sawyer? Maybe being nice - he keeps that one pretty secret... Otherwise, I don't know.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would the Corinthian shag Greebo? Sure - at least human-Greebo - and eat his eyes too for good measure... (Can nightmares even get drunk?)

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Dream/Jack Shaftoe? Hmm, well, see, there is a reason why Jack is called half-cocked, so there might be purely practical considerations. On the other hand, if it happens in the Dreaming, then he might still be in possession of the appropriate equipment. On the third hand, I'm not sure Dream is the type to just bend over - and he definitely has the upper hand. So, Dream.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Jack Sparrow and Greebo are together (bestiality anyone?) until Greebo runs off with the Marquis de Carabas. Jack, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with The Corinthian (playing with fire, aren't you, Jack?) and a brief unhappy affair with Crowley (right, Jack likes his bad boys - first a nightmare, then a demon), then follows the wise advice of Steve (Steve? wise? *giggles*) and finds true love with Dream (right, true love with the guy who put his girlfriend in Hell for 10.000 years - well, best of luck)" A title? Hmm, "Pirate nights" (I have said it again and again, I'm not good at titles) This looks like crack, so there is probably several who would read it - besides, Jack Sparrow. But I honestly don't know who should write it. order_of_chaos , maybe?

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jack Shaftoe/Horus? Surprised, very surprised - after all, Horus  wouldn't even be able to use Jack as a substitute...

Comments

[cjk1701.livejournal.com]

Hmm, is there any Coupling fic? Somehow the idea scares me.

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

I think I ran across some once - and immediately suppressed all memories of it. *shudder*